Zalfie

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UPDATED MASTERPOST hope you guys like this! i spent at least two weeks gathering the info so please use this as much as you like. much lovexxx <3

STUDYING;

• a way to high marks and be on tumblr the same time.
• science translated to english :)
• collection of studying mixes
• selfcontrol and various pomodoro method site blockers are extremely helpful when you know you need to shut down your access to distracting websites
• simplynoise, mynoise, rainymood, coffitivity, soundrown, simplyrain,naturesoundplayer, naturesoundsforme are good background voices 
• a site that would explain to you literally anything
• organizing your time, studying strategies.. etc
• study skills
• how to google
• learning how to revise
• improving your revision skills
• learn geography 
• shop books online
• alt. to wikipedia
• final exams guide
• get motivated to study
• tips for a productive study break
• when should I go to bed?
• microsoft word equivalent
• free online books
• more free books
• can’t do your homework?
• “no homework” excuses
• how to get unblocked internet in school (chrome only)
• words to make you seem more intelligent
• emotions vocabulary  

WRITING;

• how to write a kickass essay
• alternatives to “said”
• alternatives to “whispered”
• tip of my tongue
• Read any book (apparently)
• writing fantasy stories
• character flaws
• writers block (1) (2)
• writing a death scene
• bio help
• degrees of emotions
• writing ref
• music to help you write

ART; 

• painting tutorial
• colour palette (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6)
• drawing clothe folding
• avoiding drawing the same face
• draw ice
• anatomy help
• free drawing program (1) (2)
• sai brushes (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8)
• draw hair
• drawing ref
• dont know what to draw?
• draw 3D room tut
• drawing eyes
• lip tutorial
• how to draw jeans
• how to draw arms
• expression tutorial
• drawing hair and fur
• drawing cats
• pose reference blog [its actually a blog full of references i-]
• download photoshop
• paint blood
• color blender
• draw hands
• hands 2
• photoshop help (1) (2) (3) (4) (5)
• remove backgrounds from images online
• clouds
• brush setting ref (SAI)
• kissing ref 
• how to draw curls
• realistic woman body ref
• draw knees
• draw feet
• shadow help
• male body
• lips ref
• contouring and highlighting
• draw wings
• change images using blur (PS)
• gray
• hat ref
• glowing stuff
• pastel colors
• draw grass
• eyeliner ref

MAKEUP;

• eyeliner
• punk rock makeup
• disney eye makeup
• coverup tattooes
• how to apply blush
• 6 makeup tips
• ombre eyeliner
• what makeup complements my complexion?
• what makeup suits you?
• lipstick tricks
• how to do your makeup with a spoon

HAIR;

• messy bun tutorial
• different ways to braid
• three-braid updo
• waterfall braid
• how to fishtail
• romantic curls
• braid + bun updo
• how to do pastel hair
• 8 ways to wear a bow
• 4-strand braid
• braided bun
• braided headband
• dutch braid crown
• pin curls!
• how to contour
• everyday makeup routine
• lipstick using crayons
• eyeliner ref wow
• filling in eyebrows
• banana facial mask (moisturizes)
• strawberry facial mask (acne prone skin)
• avocado facial mask (dry skin)
• yogurt facial mask (sensitive skin)
• list of oils to add to your face masks
• already made masterpost :*

FOOD;

• hot chocolate using nutella -gasp-
• 4 different smoothies
• chocolate chip cookies
• tastiest starbucks drinks
• best grilled cheese
• winter sore throat tea
• best chocolate cake
• apple pies (mini aw-)
• extra fancy garlic bread
• french bread pizza
• pIE
• muffin in a mug
• how to make nutella fudge
• lavender lemonade wow
• 15 pound homemade snickers bar
• make candy crystal meth
• Macaroni and cheese in a mug
• cheap & healthy snacks
• Every Starbucks drink and pasty
• deliciousfood
• vegans

MOVIES/TV-SHOWS;

• tv shows masterpost hola
• movie masterpost
• scary movies
• movies to watch when you’re sad
• when to pee during a movie
• jennifer lawrence movies master list
• glee season 1,2,3,4 + 5
• ja’mie private school girl
• adventure time master list
• supernatural
• doctor who
• pirates of the carriben series
• walking dead season 1,2,3 + 4
• american horror story season 1 + 2
• a list of over 900 movies with links

MUSIC/AUDIO; 

• white noise
• coffee shop
• all the music you’ve reblogged
• stay happy
• concentrate
• listen to the rain
• GET HYPED
• fireplace
• play piano

FREE BOOKS;

• textbooknova
• reddit
• bookboon
  
• textbookrevolution
  
• math textbooks
  
• ebookee
  
• freebookspot
  
• free-ebooks
  
• getfreeebooks
  
• bookfinder
  
• oerconsortium
  
• gutenberg project
  
• ebook3000
• readanybook
  
• free audio books
• masterpost of books wow

BORED?;

• answer trivia questions and give people rice
• make a a giant squid pillow!
  
• make your own acapella band
• live ocean
• pokemon secret base
• read creepy wikipedia articles
• read more creepy wikipedia articles 
• disney lies/ urban legends (probs not real like-)
• this will take you to a cool place
• your online garden
• sand art online
  
• wow just open it omg
• cool websites for wasting time (1, 2, 3 )
• how to help someone who is suicidal
• make a blanket nest
• click daily to give free food to an animal shelter
• 2500 Japanese emoticons 
• homemade wax
• gift ideas for cat lovers
• moss graffiti
• make a flower crown
• night vale monopoly
• learn how to survive a zombie apocalypse
• how to play ‘sherlock’
• supernatural workout
• learn a new language!
• learn london slang
• take personality tests
• watch this video
• make gifs
• see what its like to live on minimum wage
• watch great vines
• make glitter out of salt
• make dip-dyed shoes
• learn to read korean in 15 minutes
• how to make origami
• color matching game
• fun sites masterpost
• how to be an adult
• check your postlimit
• make a wand
• find out if a website is safe
• make a font from your handwriting

SELF-HELP;

• materpost
• emergency compliment
• cute yahoo answers
• calming manatee
• calming gif
• coping skills and distractions
• draw a stickman
• daily puppy
• guided relaxation
• the thoughts room
• go to a quiet place
• cut something instead of yourself
• let it out
• self injury recovery masterpost
• free hugs
• coping skills & distractions
• make a comfort box

CLOTHING;

• 1000+ reference

BACKGROUNDS;

• nature/scenery
• literally everything
• a little from everything
• tile/repeating/pattern background
• gradient
• halloween

PIXELS;

• cool pixel blogs (1) (2) (3) (4) (5)
• christmas
• halloween

HTML;

• make a theme tutorial

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zalfielovee:

tyleroakley:

Remember five years ago when I took Hebrew my freshman year of college (partly because I needed one semester of a language, partly because I wanted to meet a nice Jewish boy to settle down with) and I went to the Israeli Fest where Harel Skaat (runner-up from Season 2 of Kochav Nolad - which is basically Israeli Idol) took a picture with me in the middle of his performance?

אף פעם לא לשכוח.

He is now gay, just so you know

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zalfielovee:

wearetylerspeople:

troyler4everrrr:

This is cute.

Implying that they Tyler sings Hebrew multiple times to Troye

אני אשיר לך בעברית כל היום אם תרצה מבטיחה

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pandaaamonium14:

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?

These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
_______________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
_________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.
___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral…
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

______________________________________
And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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lookingfortronler:

I want you to promise me something. If you love someone, you tell them. Even if you’re scared that it’s not the right thing, even if you’re scared that it’ll cause problems, even if you’re scared that it will burn your life to the ground. You say it, and you say it loud, and you go from there

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the-troyler-blog:

catsandlesbiansyo:

userbar:

yes, yes they are

Water is wet

Troyler is real

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